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Picture the scene. You are perusing the local library when you spot a topless beauty posing next to a sakura tree in full blossom. You`re temperature rises and you begin to palpitate until your brain kicks into gear. This is a library Simon. Why are they showing topless models in a library? Wait, that`s not a topless model…