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Halloween can bite my arse.

@hirocakep You lucky bar steward! I’m still waiting.

Waiting for gmail imap. Somehow Reiko has it and doesn’t care. Give it to me!

My 14 month old daughter has a top that says, "Satan’s Door" on it. Why?

Via jwz

Just had the best English lesson of the week. I love those kids and the kids love me. They really want to learn. Makes all the difference.

In my Japanese lesson we went through the story of Taro and the turtle. In it Taro helps a turtle being bullied by children and in return the turtle takes him down to the bottom of a lake where he meets a beautiful princess.

He stays with her for a bit being really happy but one day he wants to go up to the top again. The princess gives him a present and tells him not to open it.

At the top he tries and fails to find his house. He asks a man walking around who says (with remarkable local knowledge) that a man called Taro used to live there 300 years ago. Taro opens the present and smoke comes out of it. When it dissipates he has aged considerably and has a long white beard.

When I read this for the first time, I thought what a sad story it was. Taro and his love are separated, Taro becomes homeless and ages into an old man. Reiko on the other hand thought it was a happy story as the couple had an extra long and happy relationship lasting 300 years. What do you think?

Of course the best Japanese fairy tale is The Farting Wife.

Playing with the duplo.

Drinking sugary milk tea reminds me of England.

"yutta de!" (i said it) in a shitty attitude isn’t an acceptable answer when i ask you to repeat som