I don´t have any expertise to promote, no agenda to further so fuck you problogger. I write about my life here. I came back from Japan and became a worker bee so that my family wouldn´t starve. The apostrophe button on the pc doesn´t work. Never realised there were so many apostrophes in words.
I like monkeys. Google that and you´ll find some interesting stories. I take pictures. Mainly of my baby. If you´re a parent you´ll understand. Not just because my baby is the most beautiful baby in the world and if you have a problem with that I will hunt you down and fight you but also because between working, collapsing in a muddled fog after working and sleeping after collapsing in a muddled fog after working doesn´t leave much time left over to take photos of anything apart from things in a ten inch radius of my slovenly body.
Have you seen [add recent film here] yet? I get asked a lot. No, because I am taking care of the most beautiful baby in the world. How can I possibly have time for films/books/photo trips to exotic locations? Did you forget I´m in England? I don´t live in Japan anymore.
I´m sad and happy – Gina left my favourite blog in the world. Eeebuntu on the eeepc rocks. Search Keyhole TV for Japanese TV.
Love and hate the keyhole tv… it is wonderfull because of the many channels i can watch and frustrating due to the audio/video quality from the year 1900.
Simon, this post reads as if I wrote it myself. Go have a pint on me, please.