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If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!I went on a school trip today with the first graders to a park. For a part of it I sat with a sweet girl and we started talking. After work I caught the same bus home with her and [...]
In Osaka, the local Kentucky Fried Chickens like to dress their statue of Colonel Sanders in a seasonal outfit instead of his white suit he usually wears. I first noticed this last summer at the Tenjin Matsuri where the Colonel is dressed in a yukata – a traditional festival going costume. Fast forward to Christmas [...]
Baby Belle has a cold of mythical proportions. When she sleeps, snot bubbles expand and deflate from her nostrils. So we bought a phlegm extractor. There are two ends. You put one end into the nostril. The other in your mouth. You suck on one end and the mucus flies from the nose into a [...]
Because it’s been a long time since I’ve posted any Engrish. And it’s always nice to know what to do when you want to go on a rout of something.
Yet another reason why Pythgoras Switch is the best children’s programme ever.
On a crowded train, a man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. “What`s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked. “No, I`m okay. It`s just that I hate to see old ladies standing” The Japan Times
Kansai Time Out is a very high brow publication but sometimes they go too far in their superiority complex. They seem to assume that if you read this magazine, you are all-knowledgeable about Asian affairs. Japanzine, a competing magazine, has articles on how to drink for cheap in Japan and previews of upcoming music festivals. [...]
On YouTube there are a lot of soramimi videos. Soramimi is a program on Japanese TV which viewers send in foreign songs which have parts that sound like they are saying something odd in Japanese. According to Wikipedia soramimi means a word used in the Japanese language to describe lyrics of a song that sound [...]
A four year old kid came into my lesson the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, “My mother smoke, drank and dropped acid during my pregnancy.” which caused me to splutter my coffee around the room in shock. Whilst not quite beating the I hate N*****s t-shirt I think it comes a close second.