Geek boy, obese boy and the alpha male
March 20th, 2005 by quaisiIf you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!
I watched a Japanese dating program today although it was very hard to watch. Five blokes comprising (160kg) obese guy, geek boy, the comedian, a bloke that looked like he came out of a manga comic and a muscled K1 (which is like kickboxing) fighter vying for three girls. The girls were pretty but it was awkward for me to watch as I kept on feeling incredibly sorry for the obese and the geek guys who obviously had no chance. However it was also hard to pull my eyes from the screen.
Manga guy and K1 guy were the best looking guys there. At one point they each had to show off a skill they could do - Obese guy played a simple bass line on a tuba (what is it with fat guys and tubas?) and K1 guy broke 10 concrete tiles with his head. Don`t mess with the Alpha male.
Incredibly at the end geek guy, up against comedian and manga boy, won the girl they were all after. I explained all about “Is the Pope Catholic?” to Reiko for yes answers today. I would have thought the scenario would have been, “Will she choose manga guy? - Is the pope catholic?” but bewilderingly Girl 1 chose geek boy. Was she sorry for him? Did his awkward mannerisms or my Japanese incomprehension hide some gleaming facet the boy possessed?
Of course K1 boy got his girl. Don`t mess with the alpha male. He was the only one who chose the alpha girl and for a girl to refuse a date with him would be as unlikely as the first girl choosing geek boy. Oh wait.
Finally the only people left were obese man and Girl 3. Would Girl 3 choose go for the waddling ass? Of course not. That`s why I felt so sorry the whole way through. And also why I couldn`t pull myself away.
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