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I got glasses today. Not that I`m going to show you a picture of me wearing them. I got two pairs checked and approved by my personal assistant Reiko.

The place offered a 25 minute wait for your new glasses but thanks to the general weakness of my eyes and the 13 year gap since my last pair, I had to wait just under a week for my new pairs.

People have said they look good but I`m waiting for the reaction of the schoolchildren tomorrow. They haven`t yet learned the intricacies of the white lie and being a particularly blunt and outspoken group, should give a more accurate description of their appearance.