Jewellery

March 27th, 2006 by quaisi

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I came back from two days off the computer to find that my old blog that I deleted had been reincarnated as a porn blog which was a shock. Thanks to eddy and akijikan for the tip off. I`ve just finished working my eighth day in a row. Yesterday being a Sunday and today were training for my new job. I went to a seminar where they explained the methods they use and how to employ those methods.

We also had to do simulated activities in small groups pretending to be the teacher and the students. Today I decided to volunteer for the first activity so that I wouldn`t have to do anymore and ended up being called upon for two in a row in the afternoon on top.

The methods they use are different to what I`ve been taught before. Here you speak at a normal speed without using exaggerated gestures or visual clues which goes against all training I`ve ever received in Japan but it seems to be working.

It often felt like a group counselling session. “You`ve got to share the love. Yes that can be difficult. We`re all here with you. or I`m going to make a bargain with you” but was relatively effective.

Yet they stole my Sunday. Today (Monday) was a beautiful day and I spent half an hour outside - the rest in a lamplit room. The most embarassing part was there was a grammar test at the start and a part of it was to give three examples of words that are spelled differently in British English and American English.

I`ve spent nearly two years on this blog (incorrectly) cursing you Americans for warping the English language into a twisted and near-unidentifiable version and I could only name one word that is spelled differently which was jewellery. I should be an expert. Colour was given as an example. My mind drew a blank at 9:00 on a Monday morning which was humiliating. What would you have written?

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  • 15 Responses

    1. greg Says:

      neighbour, humour, customise, finalise - anything with a “U” or “S” in it would just about cover it ;)

      also, dont forget the following misspellings, too:
      fag is spelt c-i-g-a-r-e-t-t-e
      a lift is spelt e-l-e-v-a-t-o-r
      a flat is spelt a-p-a-r-t-m-e-n-t
      fighting terrorism is spelt b-o-m-b-i-n-g-t-h-e-s-h-i-t-o-u-t-o-f-e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g-u-n-t-i-l-t-h-e-r-e-s-n-o-t-h-i-n-g-l-e-f-t

      oh those crazy yanks

    2. David Says:

      Besides colour, I would have said theatre and centre

    3. Sluggo Says:

      Yeah, me too… Colour, rumour, neighbour, etc.

      “Spelt?” Spelt is a species of wheat grain… You must have meant “spelled.” :)

    4. an englishman in osaka Says:

      how about
      aluminium
      &
      aluminum

    5. spinachdip Says:

      sceptic vs skeptic
      practise vs practice
      analyse vs analyze
      tyre vs tire

    6. Jacke Says:

      “Spelt?” Spelt is a species of wheat grain… You must have meant “spelled.”

      Actually, both are correct.

    7. Justin Says:

      sultana vs raisin
      truck vs lorry
      nob vs cooking range

      oh wait that’s not spelling, is it.

      shit vs shite

    8. akijikan Says:

      napkin vs diaper?

    9. quaisi Says:

      i think you mean nappie? :)

    10. spinachdip Says:

      Hey, sometimes you get desperate and grab anything that’s paper. Well, I would if I had a baby, anyway.

    11. joanna Says:

      edema vs oedema
      diarrhea vs diarrhoea

    12. an englishman in osaka Says:

      hemorrhoids vs haemorrhoids
      ouch!

    13. Sylke Says:

      How about some more word pairs:

      garters = suspenders
      fanny = bum
      napkin = serviette

      And I think Justin further up meant hob and not nob… :)

    14. Joe Says:

      Oh man, so many. How about:

      curb vs. kerb
      airplane vs. aeroplane
      pedophile vs. paedophile

    15. John Says:

      And you haven’t even started on words that are spelt (spelled) correctly, but pronounced shall we say differently… My two personal “raw nerve” words are route and leisure, but there are many, many more!

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