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I get a lot of spam comments that are picked up by the spam filter on this blogged and quarantined in a place where hopefully their souls rest and I can hear them being tortured incessantly.

Just like you can check your incoming links to see what kind of people are coming to your site and what they are searching for, you can check the spam you get to see the scum that walk the surface of this planet.

For example a popular one the filter catches is, “Hi friends! Sorry for it, but I very need money!” followed by a long list of links to porn sites, pharmaceutical drugs and naked celebrities by a man who is evidently a bastard but a remorseful one. Will this save his mortal soul? I hope not.

Then there are others such as, “The site’s very professional! Keep up the good work! Oh yes, one extra comment - Home Insurance” followed by long links.

I also get ones written in near Engrish such as, “What a great site! Please visit my pages too”

OR

well hello. I want that you were a healthy man. And did a few sites about the health of people. Here some of them.

OR

Nice speech. I�m curious how it went over. (Over what?)

OR

I love to ride on scooter then read this, and you?

One baffling spam comment that got picked up reads, “HyE8wby5EoqN5 j7v0B63be2G LkBZs8HcGZyn” and doesn`t even have a link out in it. Anyone know what that`s all about? And how I can cause them all a protracted and painful death?