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Talking to my coordinator today, she told me she`d bought a window making machine over the weekend. I was surprised. I knew the Japanese were highly technically advanced but I wasn`t aware that they had built gadgets and machines which could make windows materialise. I told her I didn`t understand what she meant. She typed the Japanese into her dictionary and it came up with electric fan. She meant a wind making machine. Of course this is not their fault but mine. LEARN JAPANESE SIMON. YOU SCUM!

It`s the same with working and walking. They sound similar.

“I walked on Sunday.”
“But I thought it was a day of rest…..?”